Friday, 16 December 2016

Quasi-Française: An Australian woman on a French mission

Ways you know you’re an Australian woman who’s adopted French ways of life:


1 You only buy a baguette once a week, but it’s still your weekly routine to do so!
You spend half your income on French cheese for nostalgic reasons, but instead of enjoying a little bit of cheese after dinner like the French, once the camembert is out of its box you devour the entire wheel in minutes!
3 You drop a French word in conversation with friends every now and then, because well, you believe that they should speak French too. Pas d’excuse!
4 You never pronounce a French word with an Australian accent, otherwise you feel as though you’re letting the French down. It’s la france, la crêpe, le croissant
5 You love your clothing staples that make you feel like you're in France: brown trench coat, ankle boots, expensive jeans, scarves galore, your marinière. But Bonds undies are still your bestest friend in the world!


6 When you meet a French stranger, you have just enough Australian modesty to hold back speaking French, but inside you just want to tell them to shut-up and speak French so you can practise!
You replace the cream in your gratin with low-fat Greek yogurt - if you ate an Australian-portion sized gratin with cream, well, forever on the hips!
8 You find yourself getting into a heated monologue about French politics, only to look at the faces of the people you’re talking to, and remembering that most Australians don’t give two hoots about politics at all!
9 You have a love-hate relationship with the smell of cigarette smoke because that pungent smell brings back instant memories of France.
10 But most of all, given this strange Australian-French complex that you’ve embodied, you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Saturday, 5 November 2016

I Love French's top 5 cafes to hear French in Melbourne

There's nothing quite like the taste of coffee with a little added spoonful of French. That sweet language just drives away the feeling of a bitter day. 

Here is my list of the top 5 cafes in Melbourne to grab a coffee and listen to people speak French...


Buying a coffee at a French cafe with a croissant
Time for a coffee and croissant...


Breizoz 2/49 Brunswick St, Fitzroy (enter Gertrude St)
On first glance, Breizoz seems like an overpriced creperie, but you must penetrate beyond the closed facade. Not only do most (if not all) the waiters speak French, but Breizoz is dedicated to giving clients the 'French experience'. The Fitzroy cafe/restaurant holds free casual French conversation evenings on every third Wednesday of the month, and provides set menu options for teachers to bring in French language students. Their galettes also have this ability to tansport you back to La Bretagne... especially with a little cidre on the side.

La Parisienne Pâtés 290 Lygon St, Carlton
We are so spoiled to have a French Charcuterie in Melbourne, especially since all the produce is made by owner-couple Stephan and Muriel in their small factory just off Lygon St. Most of the staff are French natives, and happy to engage in some French conversation if you are willing. Otherwise, just order a satisfying coffee and baguette for lunch, or even a Marriage Frere tea, and take in the French languagee and the tasteful French decor. Don't forget to get that wash-rind cheese on your way out!

La Niche 67 Smith St, Fitzroy
La Niche is just the epitome of the French-style Melbourne. Not all the staff at La Niche are French speaking, but French owner Antony has done an incredible job creating an accessible French-style bistro/bar in Fitzroy. The French food and wine is afforable and excellent quality, and you can usually find a French-style band or singer playing there once a week. To top it off, La Niche is open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

La Petite Creperie 32 Hardware Ln, Melbourne CBD
Most definitely the case that every new arriving French native on a working-holiday visa applies for a job at La Petite Creperie. Hence why it's by far the best place for some 'crêpe' French listening! Order a coffee, and take a seat near the front counter or at the window to just escape from the city scape, and pretend you're in France.

Choukette 318 Syndey Rd, Brunswick
Choukette is just your run of the mill French-style patisserie. It's not pretentious at all, they just know that making fine French pastries is where it's at. Sometimes the staff are French natives, but more often than not you will find young French people frequenting this patisserie for their encroyable, oh so French croissants. Really, they are amazing. I'll go get one now...

Do you have a favourite place to grab a coffee and listen to French in Melbourne? 

Thursday, 1 September 2016

Films that make me dream of France

There is nothing quite like a film set in France - whether it spans the idyllic countryside or captures the grandeur of Haussmann's Paris. Let's be honest, the only reason I ever watch the Tour de France is to transport myself to the quaint villages they pass through, picturing myself wandering through the cobble stones and tearing off the quignon d'une baguette. Whenever I feel la nostalgie, I satisfy my French craving by watching a film that glorifies the French terrain. Romantic and subtle, as if looking through an Impressionist painting, or through Piaf's rose-coloured glasses. These 14 films will make you want to jump on a plane to France tout de suite...

Il n'y a rien de tel qu'un film tourné en France - soit à la campagne idyllique, soit à Paris dans toute la splendeur de Haussmann. De toute façon, la seule raison pour laquelle je regarde le Tour de France, c'est pour me faire transporter aux petits villages au charme désuet, où je peux créer l'image de flâner dans les rues pavées en mangeant le quignon d'une baguette. Chaque fois que j'ai ce type de nostalgie, je regarde un film qui glorifie le terrain français pour que je puis satisfaire mon appétit. L'appétit pour les images romantiques et subtils, comme une peinture d'impressionnisme, ou la vie en rose de Piaf. Surtout, les 14 films suivants m'encouragent à partir tout de suite pour la France ...

Un: Amélie (Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain)

Amelie - le fabuleux destin d'amelie poulain french film

There is nothing quite like the Paris in Amélie. Constant reds and greens with a sepia overtone make you dream of a Paris that only exists in dreams. Much like the dreams of Amélie, a young Parisienne waitress, who attempts to change the lives of those around her.

Scenery to watch: Parisian apartments, Parisian bistros, Montmartre


Deux: Midnight in Paris

Midnight in Paris film set in Paris France

Through the eyes of the main protagonist Gill Pender (Owen Wilson), you see the fine juxtaposition of the old and new Paris, usually at night or even more splendid... in the rain. All thoughts of a writer's Parisian 1920's utopia is brought to life where the Fitzgerald's, Stein, Porter, and Hemingway show Paris as it once was.

Scenery to watch: 1920-styled Parisian parties and bars, Saint-Ouen flea market


Trois: Paris, Je T'aime

Paris, je t'aime set in Paris

It's hard to find a film that shows off more of the Parisian boulevards than this... 'Paris, je t'aime' is a series of short films portraying the lives of everyday Parisians in different arrondissements made by an array of different directors.

Scenery to watch: Parisian cobblestoned streets, grand boulevards


Quatre: French Kiss

French Kiss set in France with Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline

The first scenes consist of Meg Ryan contained in a room and a plane, but she is soon liberated and unleashed in the vast, green French countryside. Filmed in many the idyllic location; Paris, Cannes, and the picturesque region of the Provence-Alpes-Côtes d'Azur, you will be whisked away by the beauty and romance of both Kevin Kline and the scenery.

Scenery to watch: Southern French vineyards, Côtes d'Azur seaside


Cinq: Before Sunset

Before Sunset film set in Paris

This film immerses you in the bustling streets of Paris as it follows an afternoon of two past lovers as they talk and wander through les rues de Paris. The uncut long scenes make you feel as though you are walking alongside the couple, taking you through romantic areas of cafés, gardens and a bateau mouche.

Scenery to watch: Banks of the River Seine, Shakespeare and Company bookstore


Six: Elevator to the Gallows (L'ascenseur pour l'échafaud)


Jeanne Moreau takes to wandering the streets of Paris often in this film set to the music of Miles Davis. A great policier for it's time, the scenery shows off the new richness of the French industrial era and the Parisian streets in all their natural glory. Filmed in the Nouvelle Vague era, this film uses natural, outdoor light to capture the beauty of a growing city.

Scenery to watch: 1950's Parisian streets, French modernity


Sept: Charade


There is no doubt that Audrey Hepburn brought France to the forefront of the big screen. Charade captures the majestic Technicolour Paris with beautiful walks along the banks of the River Seine while the intrigue continues. Some other films with beautiful French scenery in which Hepburn stars are 'Paris When It Sizzles' and 'Two For The Road'.

Scenery to watch: Banks of the River Seine, glorious Parisian hotels

Huit: Marie Antoinette


Showcasing the glam, the glitz, and the glory. This modern interpretation of Marie Antoinette's history with main actress Kirsten Dunst is a sight for the senses. The film allows the audience to peer into the life of the old French monarchy and experience the majestic Versailles palace and gardens. There are beautiful scenes shot at Marie Antoinette's Estate, Le Petit Trianon, to feast your eyes on.

Scenery to watch: Versailles Palace and gardens, the Petit Trianon


Neuf: Moulin Rouge


Naturally the ridiculousness of Baz Luhrmann's films are ultimately indulgent and fascinatingly beautiful. His portrayal of the Moulin Rouge really gives you a bustling impression of the cabaret in it's 'heyday'. It's luxurious reds and velvets and romantic tunes also help if you are ever standing in front of the Moulin Rouge today on the touristy streets of Montmartre. Sing a little tune from Moulin Rouge and you can almost picture Toulouse Lautrec entering for a good night of painting and... well ooh la la.

Scenery to watch: Moulin Rouge, views from Montmartre


Dix: The Hundred Foot Journey


Just how you imagine every tiny French village to be; beautiful and intolerant. The film captures the beauty of an Indian immigrant family who move to France to open a restaurant, and the film develops a beautiful composition of food and family in the French countryside.

Scenery to watch: towns in the Midi-Pyrénées, sweeping country roads


Onze: Ratatouille


A film that makes you melt inside like an oozing raclette cheese. Even though an animated film, this movie beautifully portrays the daily life of a chef in Paris through the eyes of a cute Parisian mouse. The connection of food and French nostalgia is also tied together through a Proust Madeleine-esque moment.

Scenery to watch: wide-shots of Paris, French restaurant kitchens


Douze: A Very Long Engagement (Un long dimanche de fiançailles)


Set in wartime France, mainly in rugged Brittany, this film follows the life of a poor country girl waiting and searching for her long-lost love. Beautiful scenes of northern France with warm sepia browns and deep green forest will transport you to the harsh but serene moments of WWI.

Scenery to watch: Cliffs in Brittany, French country homestead


Treize: The Bélier Family (La famille Bélier)


Just another glorious regional setting in the captivating French countryside. A heart-moving story of the eldest daughter who, indispensible to her deaf family, desires to move to Paris to study music. The scenes revolve around the picturesque family farm and the small community group in town and at the local school.

Scenery to watch: French farms, small town food markets

Quatorze: Chocolat


A romantic vision of a small town filled with chocolate love and... Johnny Depp. There's the quaint little chocolate shop with a gorgeous terrace, the idyllic small French village on the river's edge, and dresses to die for.

Scenery to watch: French chocolate shop, small French stone village

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Which films would you add?
Quels films ajouteriez-vous?


Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Why learn French as an adult? APPEL

I am conducting some research for my next French adult curriculum project - just why do we want to learn French as adults? C'est trop complexe!

I have been tutoring French to adults for around seven years now, and to tell you the truth, I still don't have a clear answer to this question. By the time we are adults, we have constructed truths on who we are, placed boundaries on learning, and are hard-set on what we know we want to know! Ah la vache!

Alors... I would like to hear from you all. Help me try to crack this puzzling code! The survey consists of nine questions, and takes approximately 5 minutes to complete:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TVYNVQF

Merci pour votre aide :)

Maybe we all just want to be Parisian?

Monday, 16 May 2016

Moi, madame à 25 ans...

Comme c'est vrai cette image! The biggest shock of my life was returning to France at the young age of 25, only to be called 'Madame'... no longer a 'Mademoiselle'! La vie, parfois, c'est triste...

Sunday, 15 May 2016

La vie en dix Melbourne croissants

For Mother's Day, my brother and I head down to Malvern's perfect excuse for a French cake at Millstone Pâtisserie. By 10.30am, all the croissants had already flown off the shelf! I told the French waitress that I'd just have to head down the street to find another croissant supplier. With a horrified expression, she said to us, "No! Zere iz just no other good croissant around here..." My bro and I had a little laugh, but then it dawned on us that she was right! A good croissant can be hard to find in Melbourne, but... aren't we lucky that there are also plenty of great spots! 

Here are 10 beautiful French boulangeries and pâtisseries to find your perfect croissant in Melbourne:

Choukette
1 318 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC 3056
- I die and go to heaven with each bite of their pain aux amandes 'almond croissant'.

Agathé Patisserie
South Melbourne Market Stall, 64/362 Coventry St, South Melbourne VIC 3205
- The most inventive croissants in Melbourne, they even make Matcha croissants!

La Tropezienne
3  780 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn VIC 3122
- Every week it's time for a flaky chocolate croissant, with a macaron kicker.


Le croissant smile! Courtesy: The French Wench 

Noisette Bakery
4 84 Bay Street, Port Melbourne VIC 3000
412 Centre Road, Bentleigh VIC 3204
- Just divine, c'est tout.

Lune Croissanterie
5 119 Rose St, Fitzroy
- It's not open all week, but when it is, there's no leaving.

French Fantasies
6 1/15 Toorak Rd, South Yarra VIC 3141
- They also run a string of cafés under Depot de Pain, so look out around town!

Baker D. Chirico
7 178 Faraday St, Carlton VIC 3053
179 Fitzroy St, St Kilda VIC 3182
- No words, just, yes.

Chez Dré
8 285-287 Coventry St, South Melbourne VIC 3205
- Beautiful environment, beautiful croissants

Chimmy's Bakery
9 344 Bridge Rd, Richmond VIC 3121
Shop G5, 183 Barkly Street. St Kilda VIC 3182
Not your typical French croissant, in a good way.

Gontran Cherrier Boulanger 
10 Shop 4, 140–144 Smith Street, Collingwood
- Opening soon! Can't wait to try these croissants, you can't go wrong with an award winning pastry chef and co-host of La Meilleure Boulangerie de la France.

If there is a special boulangerie in Melbourne where you find your daily croissant, let us know!